Pancreatic Cancer jokes

I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.

Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?

A: My dad didn't beat cancer...

What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?

The cancer came back.

I respect cancer more than I respect depression.

At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.