Orphin jokes

What is cold and alone?

An orphan's parent.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because the dad never came back with the milk.

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.