Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
Why cant orphins have an iphone , Cause they can't find the home button
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
what is the difference betwen an apple and an orphin only the apple got picked up
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why do orphins only have 363 days in year because there is no mother or fathers day
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why can’t a orphine play baseball. Because he doesn’t know where home is
