Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
