Orphin jokes
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.