Orphin jokes

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because the dad never came back with the milk.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.

What is cold and alone?

An orphan's parent.

Like if you know an orphan.

Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.

Orphans have no parents.

What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?

Orphan joke.