Orphan priest jokes

When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?

Father Les.

What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?

Father Les.

What would an orphan priest call himself?

Father Les.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?

So he could be called Father Les.

What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?

Father-less.

What do you call an orphan who became a priest?

Father-less.