Ordinary jokes

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!

I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.