On and off jokes
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Gwen, you on?
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
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Community talk
The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.
Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more
Wade fuckin threw up on the floor so he probably won’t be on the rest of the day, I’ll be on and off maybe, not sure.
Ill be on and off but hi everyone 🤠