On and off jokes
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
like this if you don't like school.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee. His dad sees this and says, "I saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later, Little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says, "I saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like butter anyway." Both Little Johnny and his dad go in for dinner. Johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. Little Johnny looks and smiles and says, "Do you want to tell her or should I?"
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The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.
Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more
Wade fuckin threw up on the floor so he probably won’t be on the rest of the day, I’ll be on and off maybe, not sure.
Ill be on and off but hi everyone 🤠