On and off jokes
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
like this if you don't like school.
What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Community talk
The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.
Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more
Wade fuckin threw up on the floor so he probably won’t be on the rest of the day, I’ll be on and off maybe, not sure.
Ill be on and off but hi everyone 🤠