Off the wall jokes

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

(Do you get the joke?)

(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

How do you get a monkey off the wall?

You jerk him off!

Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.

He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.

When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.

It happened too fast, he watched the very last.

Next he died, eaten all fried.

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."