Off the wall jokes
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.