Nurple jokes

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!