Number One

Number One jokes

Number

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"

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  • Drug

    Gf: "You are a drug."

    Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"

    Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."

    Song

    What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

    Memes

    Lesbian

    Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?

    Getting your fingers stuck in there.

    Song

    What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."

    Fortnite

    "We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

    Depression

    I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.

    It's a sad state of affairs.

    Memes

    Community

    Donald’s coming to set you free, bringing the life for all to see. No more tunnels, no more fear, Trump Gaza is finally here. Trump Gaza shining bright, golden future a brand new light. Feast and dance the deal is done, Trump Gaza number one.

    RapBoat's coming to set you free Bringing the light for all to see No more tunnels, no more fear RapBoat WJE's finally here

    RapBoat WJE, shining bright Golden future, a brand new life Feast and dance, the deal is done RapBoat WJE, number one

    RapBoat WJE, shining bright Golden future, a brand new life Feast and dance, the deal is done RapBoat WJE, number one

    Exercise number one: try to touch both your elbows to your bellow button. Send pictures so Wade can judge your form.