What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
"We are Number one."
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
