Nucleus jokes
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!