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North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have Seoul.