No jokes
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
Why does my brother have no mom?
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.