No jokes

One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭

Why don't orphans play tag?

Because there's no one to catch.

What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.

Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?

Because they have no home to go to.

Why are orphans good at dodge ball?

No one misses them.

Hey, Patrick, what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

😂😂😂😂

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

A goose with no beak, and you eat?

Goose beak salad, file! :)

Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)

My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby

And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

I made a website for orphans.

There’s no homepage.

Why can't orphans be gay?

'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?

Because no one forgets it! :)

No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"