No jokes
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.