No jokes
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
I told a chemistry joke once.
There was no reaction.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...