No jokes
A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."