New Jersey jokes

Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp.

Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.

Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?

What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.

P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.

If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?

Idaho... Alaska!

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

What is the New York fireman's favorite song?

It's raining men.

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?

New York Jets.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.