New Jersey jokes

Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp.

Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.

Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?

What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.

P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.

If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?

Idaho... Alaska!

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

The Arabian Sea is in which state?

Liquid.

No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

Gwen, why are you so nice?