Nappy jokes
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers.”
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said, “Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.”
The lady asks, “Am I pregnant?” To which the Doctor replied, “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
Last night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
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