Nappy jokes
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers.”
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said, “Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.”
The lady asks, “Am I pregnant?” To which the Doctor replied, “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
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