Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
If a kid does not got to asleep during nap time isnt he resisting a rest
My friend tried to sleep on napkins. I guess that's why their called NAP-kins.
why take a nap on the toilet because it's a rest-room
On Christmas Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap. Joking I know they work hard, they run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
