Monokuma jokes

I'll start: Monokuma.

What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.

Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.

Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”