What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
