Mobility Aid Jokes

Wheelchair

Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.

Wheelchair

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Wheelchair

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

Wheelchair

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.