Mobility aid jokes
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Q: What is the hardest part to eat on a cabbage?
A: The wheelchair.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"