Mobility aid jokes
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Q: What is the hardest part to eat on a cabbage?
A: The wheelchair.
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?