So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon grow up!
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
I saw my midget neighbour at a bus stop
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said.
"Bugger off" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
