Midget joke jokes

So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

Why are midgets constantly thirsty?

They can't reach the drinking fountains.

What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

Very little.