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Midget Joke Jokes
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.