Midget joke jokes

Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?

A. They always seem to punch down.

So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

Why are midgets constantly thirsty?

They can't reach the drinking fountains.

What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

Very little.