Microchip jokes
Stephen Hawking doesn鈥檛 have a dick; he has a microchip.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 馃槀
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.