Micro Chip jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?

Microchips 😂

There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

Alfred: Why?

Me: because I'm worthless... =)