Micro Chip jokes
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.