Micro Chip jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?

Microchips 😂

What's missing in an orphanage computer?

"The motherboard."

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

Alfred: Why?

Me: because I'm worthless... =)

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.