Mew jokes
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They come across an old shack with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the brunette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the redhead. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POTATOES!!" And gets arrested.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
Memes
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
moo.
Memes
Community
@matt So ik it's I shouldn't tell you how to do your job, Bur I jsut wanna suggest somethings that would help wje (mainly the community) out alot.
1st a way easier way to navigate comments.
Maybe a list you can get in the profile page? It would help with deleting comments in a more efficient manner and also finding a specific conversation you wish to reread.
Maybe you could filter it by time (in or out of a certai… Read more
yo guys i'm in a bet right now he says I mew when i don't lets have your opinions
What's up guys, it's me, the Gigachad. I'm going to teach you guys how to be a sigma, and mewing properly, and not being a pathetic loser like RapBoat.