Mental State Jokes

Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.