Mental State Jokes

Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?

I guess he was a little deranged.

Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.

Why am I so sad?

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.