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ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

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A picture of Megamind with a sad expression and the text "NO BITCHES?" above his head.

yourmomleft yourdadf

No Jews?

The image shows Megamind looking up with wide, blue eyes. The text overlayed on the image reads "NO JEWS".

i'll be the minion on the right

The image shows two columns labeled "To Mom" and "To Dad". The "To Mom" column lists many common child complaints and requests. The "To Dad" column contains a single question: "Where's Mom?" Two minions are depicted in the "To Dad" column, looking confused.

Always happen to me

A yellow minion with one eye is looking annoyed next to text that reads: "I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script."

dont say this to my jokes .. OK

A yellow minion with large goggles looks confused with an open mouth and the text "Whaaaat?" written next to it. Above the minion, the text reads "When everyone else gets the joke and I'm just sitting there like".

His ass going to jail

The image shows a blue car with three minions inside. Text overlay says: "A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers.' I said, 'Scissors, I win and drove off!!'"

I ALWAYS SAY THIS

A sad-looking minion is standing to the right. The text to the left reads: SAYING "NEVERMIND" BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO RE-EXPLAIN THE WHOLE STORY.

fat people dont read this

Two Minions dressed as a surgeon and a doctor. The text in the image reads: "Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family."

gayness

The image is a two-panel cartoon. The top panel shows a yellow hand holding up a small, light blue card that reads "Dr Gae". The bottom panel shows a yellow, four-limbed cartoon character, looking at the card with a perplexed expression.

me 7 yr ago

A purple cartoon figure with an angry expression is on a red background. Text above the figure reads, "3 YEAR OLD ME WHEN MOM DOESN'T BUY ME A TOY". Text below the figure reads, "I. Am next level. Mad."

You should buy this game now.

The image shows a Connect Four game box with the text "Connect Four The Original Vertical In-a-Row Checkers Game". The game board has been filled with the cartoon character four. Several additional fours are scattered across the game board, table, and in the air.

DOBB)BBS - DOBBS FOR OHIO

The type of society we live in

A picture of a child with a bowl cut wearing a green sweater with a teddy bear attached. The text says, "Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

lol

A picture of Megamind with a harness. The text reads "THAT'S IT. I AM GOING MEGAMIND SEXY."

selling wheat

A Minecraft villager stands in front of a stock market chart. Emeralds are shown with an upwards pointing red arrow. The text 'HRRRR' is displayed.

no no no no no no no no no

A cartoon of a man with a concerned expression. The text on the image reads "NO CHILDREN?"

yourmomleft yourdadf

true

A squirrel holds a gun, as if to threaten the viewer. The text says: WHEN SOMEONE MESSES WITH YOUR NUTS

Oh no Oh no oh no no no no wait wait wait

The image is a two-panel cartoon. In the top panel, Moe from The Simpsons has a nervous expression and the text "Me making jokes." In the bottom panel, Homer from The Simpsons looks serious, and the text reads "A guy wants to date me."

what you get

A close up image of Megamind with a serious, slightly sad expression and the text "No Father?" above him.

A special quote:

The image is a four-panel comic. The top left panel shows an off-white character with a circle head and simple features saying "What if you". The top right panel shows a stairway leading up to a bright sky with clouds, with the text "wanted to go to heaven?". The bottom left panel shows the same character with an upset expression and the text "But god said:". The bottom right panel shows a yellow character with big eyes and a big smile, with the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!!"

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