Yell memes

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?

You say, "Tell me if you can hear me," then get in the trunk and start screaming.

A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"