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Heroin Monkey
2 years ago
A brown otter stands upright on a grassy field, holding a small stick like a cane. The text above the image says, "You have been visited by the wise traveling otter. He will tell you the secret to learning the truth about WWII without trading your sanity for it, but only if you repost this and say 'Thank you wise traveling otter.'"
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  • Thoroughsum1767
    2 years ago

    Im the best at tetris

    A screenshot of a game of Twitch Tetris. The game displays a message "Good game! Better luck next time. Your score was 100". The controls are displayed with Move Block A, D; Soft Drop S; Rotate W, E; Save Piece Shift; Hard Drop Space; Pause Esc.
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  • Thoughtless
    2 years ago

    experiment

    The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A vintage style illustration with the text "WITCHCRAFT TIPS. HOW TO PERFORM: Curse of breaking every bone in someone's body. TO DO THIS SPELL YOU WILL NEED: car." To the right is a cartoon witch holding a green book, and a small black car is shown flying through the air above her head.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    Two signs side-by-side are shown. The first sign on the left shows a gun with a circle and line through it and the text 'All weapons are prohibited on these premises.' The sign on the right shows a silhouette of a person holding a gun with the text 'The next person who shoots up the school is double gay.' above the silhouette, the text is above it.
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  • αmy
    2 years ago

    will someone be my valentine

    The image is a light pink background with the text "valentine, ur as cool as nick from jimmy neutron". Below this text on the left is a stick figure with the text "*swoon*" next to it, and below that is the text "jesus take the wheel". On the right side of the image is a cartoon image of Nick from "Jimmy Neutron".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image shows a definition of "dirty chewbacca" and below a cartoon of Skeletor, saying, "Even I'm not into that shit." The text above says: "When a girl is deepthroating you, you pinch her nipples right as you cum. Her scream paired with the warm liquid and dick in her throat will produce a sound similar to chewbacca's growl."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image shows four comparison photos. Top left: a street full of cars with the text 'Here are 200 people in 177 cars'. Top right: a street with people on bikes and on foot with the text 'without cars'. Bottom left: a street with people on buses with the text 'on 3 buses'. Bottom right: a pile of skulls with the text 'on socialism'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image contains five Yu-Gi-Oh! trading cards. Four of them are labeled 'Right Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Left Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Right Leg of the Forbidden One', and 'Left Leg of the Forbidden One' respectively. They feature golden limbs of a figure in chains. The fifth card in the center is labeled 'Nick Vujcic' and shows a picture of a man with no limbs.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image shows the World Economic Forum logo in the background. In front of it is a podium with the text 'YOU WILL EAT ZE BUGS AND BE HAPPY'. A giant cartoonish insect is running towards Klaus Schwab, who appears to be fleeing. The text below reads 'In a tragic yet ironic incident, WEF Chairman Klaus Schwab is eaten by a giant insect...'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A four-panel cartoon shows a person sitting at a desk. In the first panel, the text says "How to acquire internet points." In the second panel, the person is writing on a paper. In the third panel, the person holds up the paper which reads "only people with a big pp will upvote this post". In the fourth panel, the person is leaning back in their chair with arms behind their head and the text "GENIUS." is written above.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image is a box of the board game "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" with a picture on the box of two kids. On the play area, there are multiple lines of white powder and a credit card, suggesting drug use.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The top part of the image is a screenshot of a website WillYouPressTheButton.com. It shows a red button with a hand pointing at it. There are two texts. One states, "You can use the force". The other says, "Every time you enter a room, Darth Vader's Theme plays all the way through." Below, there is a picture of Darth Vader sitting in a chair, shrugging. There is the text "i ain't even mad" below the image.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The meme shows two images: The top one is a picture of Bill Gates in 1989 with the text: "It's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with PC's in 30 years". The bottom image is of a comment from Jedi_Master_Yoda69 saying: "your anakin voice is turning me on, beat the meat i must."
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  • Silly Sonka
    2 years ago

    Yosho

    A picture shows a green Yoshi in a cardboard box with a hand giving a thumbs-up. Above Yoshi is the word "NO" and below the text: "I WILL NOT PAY TAX.". In the top left corner is a green monster from the movie Monsters Inc. and the text "SILLY INC" next to it.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image shows a quote from Abraham Lincoln stating that the people should overthrow those who pervert the Constitution. Below the quote, there are comments about Abraham Lincoln and a discussion about the ability to pull buttcheeks apart and back together without using hands. The comment section shows usernames and time stamps.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image shows a poster with a character from the game Fortnite saying "Taking a hit in the restroom will deal 200 damage to your lungs. Do you want the victory royale? Don't vape, simple!" The poster also states, "It's not CUUL to JUUL in SCHUUL!". Below this image is a screenshot of Steve Buscemi wearing a red hat and a shirt that says "Music Band", saying, "How do you do, fellow kids?"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A picture shows Spongebob Squarepants dressed as a wizard, hanging from a rope. Text above the image reads: "After Spongebob realizes he cannot revive Hitler using black magic, he hangs himself." Text below the image says: "Saddest Suicide Story-You Will Cry" and "26,524 views"
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