White House

White House memes

Jokes

Donald Trump

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

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  • Johnny Depp

    Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?

    Because he was about to kick the cabinet.

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  • Brownie

    Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.

    "Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.

    "Indeed, they are," he was told.

    "Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"