Warmth memes

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.