Valley memes

What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually." Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.

Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.