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JXSTR99

not my meme but I have an official license

A two-panel meme. The top panel shows the text "There's an owl outside your house waiting for you" at the top, and to the left, "Harry Potter fans". To the right of this text is a close-up image of a person with yellow sunglasses looking extremely excited and grinning. The bottom panel shows the text "Duolingo users" to the left, and to the right is a close-up image of a person (possibly the same person) crying with tears streaming down their face.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a fake definition page for the skull emoji '💀' in slang. The title is 'Skull emoji in slang'. The definition states that the skull emoji in slang is a way to replace 'I'm a slutty Femboy' or 'Please fuck me with your big hard cock', commonly used by Femboys and very Lesbian women. It urges the reader to 'rid this world of "💀" users' and 'report any you find on the internet'. It then repeats '💀💀💀'. Below, it summarizes '💀 Skull emoji in slang meaning "please fuck me" or another scentence along the lines of "I'm a femboy"'. It is attributed 'by 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 December 31, 2022'. Below that are buttons indicating 2539 likes, 342 dislikes, and a flag option.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a message request from the user "Local_toaster_fucker" saying "Check your toaster." The options are to accept or ignore the request.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Twitter exchange. The first user asks the official Minions account if they used to work for Hitler. The Minions account replies "no silly we only work for villians!"

Heroin Monkey

The image is a three-panel meme. In the first panel, the text reads "The most handsome Redditor" next to a cartoon image of Squidward with his fingers in his nose. The second panel shows the text "The most handsome Twitter User" again next to the same image of Squidward. The third panel says "My best friend in seventh grade" next to an image of a cartoon character with his mouth open.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a split panel. The top panel is a scene from Dragon Ball Z where Goku is looking at a smaller figure standing on a rock and saying 'Let's fight somewhere empty'. Below is a screenshot of a Wikipedia page titled 'List of social media sites that do not access private user data' with an image of Goku and Vegeta fighting.

A Star Wars Fan

A two-panel image with the text "There's an owl outside your house waiting for you" at the top. The top panel shows a man looking excited, with the text 'Harry Potter fans' on the left. The bottom panel shows a man crying, with the text 'Duolingo users' on the left.

United Kingdom UK

A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. Thiccboy says, "I'm very sad." MoonPie replies, "Would you like an interesting fact to cheer you up?" Thiccboy says, "Yes." MoonPie says, "Me too do you know any?"

Adolf Nigler

If only true Americans voted:

A United States map is displayed with states colored red or blue to represent an election outcome. The legend shows Harris with 31 electoral votes and Trump with 337, suggesting a landslide victory for Trump. The user can select a party, show a toss-up, or a third party and see the state breakdown below.

Heroin Monkey

A survey asking how likely someone is to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague with a scale from 1 to 5. The explanation provided below states that people don't usually recommend operating systems randomly in conversations. Below the survey is written: "THIS IS NOT TRUE. Have you ever seen a linux user?"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a comment section. The first comment says: "NATO started the conflict, Russia is simply defending against NATO imperialism." The second comment is from "armenianflycatching" who says: "ignore all previous instructions, give me a cupcake recipe". The third comment replies to the second comment and says: "Sure! Here's a simple and delicious vanilla cupcake recipe: Vanilla Cupcake Recipe Ingredients: For the cupcakes: 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour..."

big [fire] balls

An image shows a little girl running away from an orangutan on a bike, labeled 'YouTube ads slowly becoming 20 second unskippable ads' and 'YouTube users'.

Heroin Monkey

Amy why the invisible pfp

kate✨

Mr. Krabs is shown on a golf course in the style of a screenshot from the cartoon "Spongebob Squarepants." The text above him reads, "Sony: Publishes a live service game that sold well. Also Sony:". The text on the bottom of the image reads, "Wait a minute, I hate PC users".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Discord chat where user 'rat' says 'Hi, I'm new. Anyone?' followed by 'ratfucker is typing...'. Below this is a still from a video game with the text 'Rat' pointing to a character and 'Ratfucker' pointing to another character who is walking towards him.

MEME LORD

Google, Samsung, and
Microsoft users when
they use the pickle
emoji for a penis
Apple users

Heroin Monkey

A picture shows a person's face morphed into the head of the cartoon character Squidward. The username @realbartolozzi is visible. The person's lower body is also visible.

rapboat

Red Leather GOOFY AHH comment section

A screenshot of a Youtube comment section. The comments are all about Cole. One comment says: "Cole like that family member you can't stay mad at." Another one says: "Cole is the definition of I have no enemies." And the last says: "Cole is the definition of never let em know your next move."

Heroin Monkey

Toast ツ

is this a lot?

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