Thermometer Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Moose

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A yellow road sign depicts a moose standing over a smashed car. Below it is another sign that reads "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". Above, the text "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."

Moose

A road sign featuring a silhouette of a moose standing over a crushed car. Text below reads: "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". The image is accompanied by the text, "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."

Jokes

Uranus

Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"

Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."

Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."

Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."

Difference

What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?

The taste.

Rectal thermometer

I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,

"Some asshole has my pen!"

Thermometer jokes