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Moose

54 views · Claoky · 2 years ago

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A yellow road sign depicts a moose standing over a smashed car. Below it is another sign that reads "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". Above, the text "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."
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    • Moose

    23 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A road sign featuring a silhouette of a moose standing over a crushed car. Text below reads: "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". The image is accompanied by the text, "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."
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    • Uranus

    84 views · Anonymous · 5 years ago

    Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"

    Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."

    Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."

    Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."

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