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Babe

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says, "Hey babe, I'm horny send dunes." The reply asks, "Don't you mean nudes?" The original sender says, "Nah, I want to see them sexy ass sand formations."

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Pokémon →
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How would you put "I'm a Pokémon
Trainer" on your resume?
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shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
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Princess

Reasons

The meme contrasts Elsa with Snow White, Ariel, Aurora, Cinderella, and Merida. Elsa, with her serious expression, states, "You can't marry a man you've just met." while the others seem to be in distress or have made rash decisions regarding relationships. Merida says "So I'll tell them the wedding's off then!"

DM

first of my memes

A screenshot of text that asks, "Why is the DM smiling?" and answers, "If you've been antagonizing the DM for a while, the smile on their face is as much a sign of catharsis for them as it is an imminent ass-kicking for you." The date, Mar 15, 2020, is at the bottom.

Burger

A man, presumably Tony Soprano, is standing in front of a grill with a lit cigar in his mouth and a box of matches in his hand. The text above the image says: "Me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same."

Seal

A seal is on a yellow kayak. A person is touching the seal's head. The comment says: "dont let the video fool you, seals are dangerous. i heard a group of them killed bin laden."

HIV

Monke

The meme shows an image of Shrek looking bewildered. The text overlayed says, "God: gives monkeys HIV so humans won't do anything sexual to them. Humans: gets HIV. God:"

School

The image shows a text exchange on the left and a close-up of a distressed face on the right. The text reads, "Classmate: *curses* Me: I'm going to tell the teacher! Them: please don't Me: *raises hand to go to the bathroom*"

Friendship

Hollow Knight Meme

The image is a four-panel comic. In the first panel, the Knight sits alone on a bench. The text says: "If you ever feel alone remember,". In the second panel, a small, dark creature flies above the bench. The text reads: "There is always a friend out there for you". The third panel shows the Knight on the bench surrounded by small, spidery creatures and a larger, red creature. The text says: "You may find them in the most unexpected of places." The final panel shows the Knight on the bench, and a large, winged creature and several small, flying creatures have joined him. The text says: "But they will always be there for you."

Wheelchair

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".

Friend

The image shows a person with blonde hair and a red tie with his hand up in a stop gesture. A blue button with the word 'WALL' is shown in the left corner.

Gorilla

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

Disease

it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"

Boss

A man with long brown hair and a beard stands in front of a shelf of cigarettes. The text overlay reads, "A bad boss with a good job is better than a job boss with good bad because down the line opportunities don't them but you create happen."

Egyptian

A close-up shot of a person's face looking confused, with a statue of an Egyptian figure in the background. Overlay text says 'imagine getting jumped by sum egyptians and one of em says' followed by a line of Egyptian hieroglyphs. There is also a small watermark in the bottom right corner.

Fish

A white sign with black text on a dark post. The top of the image has text "Ocean's closed for business". The sign itself has a large bold heading "Please do not fuck the fish" and lists bullet points: "It can make them sick", "They may bite you", "It changes their behaviour", and "There's plenty of squirrels in the forest if you really need a fleshlight". Below the bullet points, it says "Please help protect the fish and keep the marine reserve natural". At the very bottom, it reads "Department of Conservation Te Papa Atawhai". On the left side of the sign, there's a small graphic of a hand holding a fish with a prohibition symbol over it, and text "yeetbob.yeetpants" vertically along the edge.

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He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his
lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids

Week

A bar graph showing how one finds lost items. The x-axis has three categories: "by searching for them", "forgetting and finding them a week later", and "MAMAAAAAA!". The y-axis shows the frequency of each occurrence with "MAMAAAAAA!" being the most common.

Toddler

A still of a man wearing a red and gold robe looking up. The text above the man reads "A toddler watching an entire bookshelf tilt towards them."

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