The Memes - Page 77 - Worst Jokes Ever

Flag

A diagram shows the flag of the United States above a legend. The legend uses colored squares and text to represent parts of the flag. A blue square is labeled 'Land theft'. A white square is labeled 'Slavery'. A red square is labeled 'Genocide'. A green square is labeled 'Winning wars against Vietnamese farmers'.

Movie

Me

A red fox animatronic figure with a gun stands in a dimly lit room, flanked by two other animatronics. The text on the image reads: "Me after hearing a baby cry during the fnaf movie."

Math

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaa

A golden retriever wearing glasses sits at a desk with an open book and a lamp. The text on the image says: "I DID THE MATH. WE CAN'T AFFORD THE CAT."

Teletubby

.m.

Four people are standing in a green field with a building similar to the Teletubbies' house in the background. The caption says "the teletubbies look different". The people are wearing colorful clothes similar to the Teletubbies.

Cat

this is funny

Fate

You have been visited by Leonard the all knowing. He shall decide your fate…

A plush toy with a multi-colored mane and a white hat with a blue pine tree symbol on it. Text overlay: You have been visited by Leonard the all knowing. He shall decide your fate…

Boy

Pulling up to the movie theater

The image shows a group of four animatronic characters from the video game Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF). The text above them reads 'ME AND THE BOYS' and below them 'WATCHING FNAF'. The characters have red eyes and smoke is around their faces. One of them, Freddy Fazbear, is holding a cigarette.

Pokemon card

Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)

A Pokémon card featuring a plush shark named May, described as a "Transgender Pokémon". The card lists moves such as "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize". The card also includes a warning to "RUN" if encountered in the wild.

Simpson

*THUMP* THUMP*

The image shows Homer Simpson, a character from "The Simpsons", looking very overweight. The text on the image reads, "HAHA THE SIMPSONS THE SIMPSONS PREDICTED UR MOM."

Intercourse

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

Green

Rianbow friends ref

Spongebob is looking through binoculars while Patrick is writing on a notepad. Text overlay: "Green can still catch you when you're in the box. Write that down, write that down!"

Kitten

the cutest kitten ever like if you think so

A gray kitten is sleeping on a pink blanket. The kitten is cuddling a small teddy bear.

Steak

W BOBBYYYYYYYY

A cartoon image shows Bobby sitting at a table with a huge steak in front of him. He is cutting the steak with a knife and about to take a bite. The text on the image says: "Never forget the time Bobby got his heart broken by a vegetarian; and then - while looking her in the eye - demolished a 72 ounce steak in front of her. This act of spite was truly an inspiration."

Dick

A meme shows the back of a car with a window sticker featuring a large stick figure family, accompanied by the text "Just put the dick down."

Obesity

EVery fat ass

Two overweight children are sitting at a table in a restaurant. The boy on the right is pointing and saying 'I'll have the obesity deluxe, please.' There are fries and a drink on the table.

Cat

The meme shows two pictures of a white cat with closed eyes. In the first picture, the cat lies on its back in the grass. In the second picture, the cat sits in a cabbage head. The image caption says: "This seems to be the most peaceful cat in the world."

Sibling

Me and my brother all the time

Two cats are sitting side by side, both giving a thumbs-up. Text on top says, "When you are fighting with your sibling, and suddenly mom come".

Situation

A man with a beanie and headphones looks to the side. The text on the image reads: "Me saying 'It is what it is' after going through the most traumatic situation of my entire life."

Harry Potter

The actual fuck is this Advertisement.

An advertisement featuring two photos of Emma Watson. One photo is from when she was a child, the other is a more recent, and suggestive one. The text on the image reads: '(Uncut) Sexy Harry Potter Star. #42 Is The Hottest Picture I've Ever Seen.'

Sick

A baby with wide eyes and a slightly worried expression. The text says, "That moment when you see your boss on the golf course after calling in sick."