New The Memes - Page 93 - Worst Jokes Ever

Me at school

The image shows a young girl with teary eyes, duplicated in a split frame. The top text reads, "That moment when you've been at work a few hours" and the bottom text reads, "Then you check the time and it's been 45 minutes."

A dog is seen from underneath a glass dining table with hands holding glasses and plates of food visible around the edges.

Hor- wait what the hell is that

A brown horse is running with an odd, almost geometrical, rectangular torso.

as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)

The image shows a snowy landscape. The text on top reads, "UTAH: SHOULD I WALK TO CHURCH OR JUST DRIVE?" The text at the bottom says, "EAST COAST: IT'S THE END IT'S THE WORLD W. WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

Day 18

A light brown dog appears to be stuck to the ceiling. The text above reads: "Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium."

Covid-19 or Rona

A dog wearing glasses is looking to the side with a serious expression. The text on the image reads, "Me when I call it COVID-19 instead of the Rona."

I just hope the patient wasnt a man and has no prostate problems

A man from the movie The Mummy looks shocked. The text says "Me: *licking the knife after I'm done* The other surgeons:". In the top left corner, there is a smaller picture of the same man in the same movie holding what seems to be a plate.

When you put the highest setting in the vibrator

A painting of a person with their eyes rolled back and mouth open. The text on the image says: "When you try out the highest setting on the vibrator".

Tony, am I ugly?

The image shows a four-panel comic strip featuring the Hulk and Tony Stark. In the first panel, the Hulk asks, "Tony, am I ugly?" In the second panel, Tony replies, "God made no one ugly!" In the third panel, the Hulk says, "Thanks!" with a smile. In the final panel, Tony, with a sarcastic expression, asks, "But who the hell made you?"

i will join the necrons because of this

A soldier wearing a helmet with a winged skull symbol on it has a surprised look on his face. The text above reads, "When you realize all the struggles of humanity, Chaos, Eldar, Orks, and Tau." The text below reads, "are child's play compared to what the Necrons have done and will do again."

The image shows two password input fields. The first field contains "all the other waifus" and shows a weak password strength. The second field contains "kujou sara" and shows a strong password strength.

this is my cousin (you’ll get it if u live near nyc subways [trains, not the sandwich])

A rat on the floor of a subway track.

For all the gamers.

The image shows four panels. The top two panels show Gandalf from "Lord of the Rings" looking in different directions with the text "Monitor 1" and "Monitor 2" respectively. The third panel shows Gandalf looking confused with the text "Where is the cursor?". The fourth panel shows two men from "Jurassic Park" in a car with the text "The cursor: Stay absolutely still. His vision is based on movement".

This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.

A text message conversation shows one person stating, "I stopped a woman getting kidnapped today." The other person replies, "Really?! How?" and the response is "Self control". Below the text is a drawing of a man with an open-mouthed, surprised expression with his arms outstretched, palms up and the caption says "hold up."

its just a prank. The prank

The image shows four young men outdoors. Three are involved in a prank, where one of them holds a large syringe pointed towards another's rear. The third man is holding the one receiving the syringe steady. The fourth man is looking at the scene with his arm raised. There are two cartoonish laughing faces in the background with the text 'UNLIMITED FUN'.

The image shows two panels of Winnie the Pooh. In the first panel, he's in his classic red shirt looking off to the side with a neutral expression, while text says 'I made a meme and it got one view.' In the second panel, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo and smiling slightly, with text saying, 'I elaborately created a divine worded picture with marvelous phrases and civilized grammar, but unfortunately, my theorized amount of sights by the citizens was incorrect.'

For Da Boys

A man looks unimpressed with the text 'The coach when he walks into the boy's locker room and sees them literally killing each other. Boys will be boys.'

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why th

A picture shows a man looking confused. The text says "You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day. 6 fights, Tupac comes back, school had a black out & Beyonce performed in the cafeteria."

When I tell my bf I saw him fall yesterday.

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person says "I saw you fall in the hall yesterday ;)". The other person responds, "I dint fall I attacked the floor". The first person replies, "Backwards???" And the second person replies "Im freaking talented."

I’m so good at this game

A character in a video game is holding a sign that reads: "They need a home (think of the children)." Another sign on a stand to the right reads "$1000 = one orphan inside of my basement".