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✨Jassy✨

I hate it when that happens

Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants with his mouth wide open and tongue sticking out as if he is in great pain. The text above reads: "When you swallow a tortilla chip and it slowly slices your throat open on the way down."

DoubleDownCheeks

The image is split in two parts. On the left side a man's face showing a very young beard, and on the right side the face of an adult man of Indian ethnicity with a very strong mustache and beard.

Falco

Super Relateable

The image shows a cartoon person with wide, surprised eyes and an open mouth, in a panel with other people also in shock. The text on the image reads: "MFW I'M LISTENING TO GANGNAM STYLE AFTER MY PARENTS WALKED IN THE LYRICS THAT GOES HEEEEYYYYY SEXY LADY"

DreamBlue

The image shows a still of Chadwick Boseman in a movie, with the text above the picture saying, "The teacher when u don't raise ur hand to speak" and the text below saying, "We don't do that here"

DreamBlue

The image shows a woman looking confused with various math formulas overlaid on her face. The text says: "me: when teacher ask a question that i don't know"

DreamBlue

The image shows a cartoon man with orange hair and a pink shirt looking surprised with his hand on his head. The text above him says 'Me: guys, I'm broke. People: just make some money, duh.' The text below him reads 'my goodness, what an idea. why didn't i think of that.'

i love cheeks and toes bruh

ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest

The image consists of two parts. On the left, there is an image of a 'Foot by the Foot' candy package with the text "NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS" and "HAND FREE". The package shows feet with arms instead of legs. The text also says, "35lb (15875.7g) ROLL 1 [25.36 FEET PER ROLL] PER FOOT 9001 CALORIES 5 TOENAILS 0 BUNIONS". On the right, there is an image of a single foot with a large toe and the text "imagine if we had one giant toe instead of multiple little ones". There are also small feet in heels shown in the upper left corner.

DAP ME UP

i need coffee where can i get some

A sloth lying on its back with its paws up. The text says: "NOOOOO NOT THE COFFEE~ I NEED THAT TO LIVE!"

period boo

Kermit the Frog is sitting at a table with a cup. The text on the image reads: "Isn't that your 3rd plate?" Me: Isn't that your 3rd husband?

period boo

hundred percent ture

The image shows three lines of text. The first line reads "STRANGERS think I'm quiet". The second line says "MY FRIENDS think I'm out-going". The third line says "MY BESTFRIENDS know that I'm completely insane!".

Centrebro

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

garytherudemanfromnextdoorxx

that pig looks very tasty xx

A close-up of a person's face with a pig's nose and snout digitally added. The text above the face says "Technoblade face reveal". There is a landscape in the background.

✨Jassy✨

The image shows a meme with text and an image of a man's face floating in a blue cloudy sky. The text reads 'Me: honestly, it's not like things can really get any worse, so there's that. Life:'. The face is looking with a comical expression.

Daddy Cock

As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated

The image shows a two-part meme. The top part features a smiling Shrek with the text "HAPPY SAMOAN" below him. The bottom part shows a raging Hulk with the text "ANGRY SAMOAN" underneath.

Doom Slayer

they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them

A cartoon character with big eyes is pointing a gun directly at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "IMMA SHOOT YOU WITH MY GLOCK POP POP POP AND NOW YOU DROP".

Advice

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The image contains the text: DON'T BITE YOUR LIP OR YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF SLAMMED AGAINST THE WALL WITH MY HANDS PRESSED BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. SO UNLESS YOU WANT THAT, DON'T BITE YOUR FUCKING LIP. The text is in pink on a black background.

King bob

A man with a hat and sunglasses is smoking a cigarette. Above him is the text: "Bro your math teacher is in that house."

King bob

Math teacher

A screenshot from a Reddit post. It says "Math Teacher Finally Gets A Nuke! (Thanks for all the tips!)" and comments on the player's accuracy and strategy.

HydrousAxolotl

A buff, muscular, pale, humanoid character with an intense facial expression and a white cloth belt, asks "could you repeat that?"

Rockship2910

What happened to my screen...

The image shows a blue computer screen with a simple face made of parentheses, dots, and an underscore. Below the face are the words "I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on." This is followed by "Good luck searching for it online though." and "Here's a useless number that Google has no results for. Try Bing."

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