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Masturbation

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.
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    • Beat

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A screenshot of the FL Studio interface with the text "Bro what did I do wrong?" An error message pops up from FL Studio 2024 saying, "This beat is ass. Session terminated," with options to Abort, Retry, or Ignore.
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    • Movie

    Seb · 2 years ago

    • See you, SaH.

    A still from the movie "The Terminator" showing the Terminator (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger) with sunglasses, looking back with the text "I'LL BE BACK" overlaid.
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    • Cancer

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
    • A screenshot of a Reddit post about Eminem's mom being terminally ill with lung cancer. Below the headline, there are a few comments: "Fuck cancer!", "shout out to boosie", "I fuck your main bitch", and "Remember Kodak Black? I support breast cancer."
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    • Account

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A screenshot of a thermostat displaying an error message that reads "Account Terminated. Your behaviour has violated the OJ Family Code of Conduct. Reason: Leaking United States classified documents. This thermostat has been locked." The time on the screen is "Fri 1:30 PM" and the temperature is "-964°C". The text "they done banned me from the thermostat" is overlayed at the bottom.
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    • Comment

    Wade · 2 years ago

    • Lmao another example of Amy being a petty little bitch

    A screenshot of comments on a video titled "CODM Gunslinger Part 1: Ultimate Terminator". One highlighted comment from amyrulesthepizzaaa says "ABSOLUTE ASS" with fire emojis. Another comment from VancityMerc319 says, "Dang that turned out really blurry, sorry guys, dunno what happened it was fine before..." The final comment from beckwild343 says "you have a hidden talent but PLEASE keep that shit hidden" with fire and 100 emojis.
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    • Employment

    Chri5 · 3 years ago

    • Note for employers

    The image shows a four-panel meme. Each panel has a different statement on the left side and a corresponding picture of a brain on the right. The statements, in order, are: "You're fired", "Your employment is hereby terminated", "You're jobn't", and "You're promoted to customer". The images of the brain show its evolution and increasing enlightenment.
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    • Reverse Card

    MysteryGirl · 4 years ago

    • 🤐

    The image shows a meme with two text panels and a picture. The top text says, "doctor: you have three days to live." Below this is text that says "me:" next to an Uno reverse card image. The bottom text is "doctor:", below which is a picture of a surprised-looking Kermit the Frog.
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