Surname memes

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

A little riddle...

Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

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Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?