Strictness memes

A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.