Stew memes

A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."

Only a genius can say this.

I am stupid.

When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.