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Heroin Monkey ยท 2 years ago
    • The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.
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    Heroin Monkey ยท 2 years ago
    • A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
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    Grammar

    ๐Œ™๊Š๐Œต๐Œ“๐Œต๐Œ”๐Œ„๐Œ“๐Œ๐Œ€๐ŒŒ๐Œ„ ยท 2 years ago

    • So true

    A man with a slight frown and a tilted head looking at the camera. The text above and below his head says, "I AM SILENTLY CORRECTING YOUR GRAMMAR."
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    • Carpenter

    Heroin Monkey ยท 2 years ago
    • A fish wearing a yellow hard hat and holding a saw, with the text: "All my life I've been a carpenter. But the 'Enter' is silent."
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    Squirt

    Chexers ยท 2 years ago

    • yes i squirt

    A sign with a rainbow star border asks 'Do you SQUIRT?' The letters of SQUIRT are then expanded: S for Silent, Q for Quiet, U for Un-, I for Interrupted, R for Reading, and T for Time.
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    • Hornet

    Hollow Knight Beater ยท 3 years ago

    • Hollow Knight Meme

    A drawing shows a green Grub with big eyes. There's blood splatter behind it and a spider-like creature that seems to be on fire. There is text describing Grub's violent actions.
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