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Plan

1 year ago

Who did that

A cartoon character, Gru, is shown in six panels. In the first three, Gru is showing his plans to fly to, shrink, and grab the moon. In the fourth panel, he shows a plan to sit on the toilet. The last panel shows a close-up of Gru with text "Wait... what?"
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    Patient

    4 years ago

    "Doctor, I'm shrinking!"

    "Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."

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  • Dryer

    6 years ago

    I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

    Turns out it was the fridge.

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  • Patient

    1 year ago

    A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”

    “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

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