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Lyric

8 months ago
A screenshot of a tweet from user Plain As Day Quavo. The tweet text reads 'Saw people were sharing their favorite lyrics so here's some of mine'. Below are four square panels. The top left panel shows a person covering their face, with the text 'through them hospital doors' and 'FLUSHING SCOTCH "COUGH SYRUP" COYOTE'. The top right panel shows Eminem with a boombox, with the text 'Meanwhile my attention's pulled in another direction. Some receptionist' and 'EMINEM "LIKE TOY SOLDIERS"'. The bottom left panel shows Robert Palmer, with the text 'Doctor, doctor, gimme the news' and 'ROBERT PALMER "BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU (DOCTOR, DOCTOR)"'. The bottom right panel shows Bob Geldof, with the text 'Something's wrong. She was lying on the bed. Crying when I walked in' and 'BOB GELDOF "I CRY TOO"'. Each lyric quote is enclosed in double quotes.
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    • Jokes

    Pepperoni Pizza

    7 years ago

    A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.

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    • Asian

    5 years ago

    What do you call an Asian receptionist?

    Tai Ping.

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    • Reception

    2 years ago

    We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!

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    • Receptionist jokes