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Heroin Monkey
9 months ago
FEBRUARY Saturday Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this, but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on everything. Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed? DATS FOWR NAWT TEACHING ME HOW TWO TIE MY SHOES, YOU FUCKING PLOOPY. I'M ONWEE THWEE, BUBBY! HEWP ME TIE MY GAWDDAYUM SHOES. So I punted that little shit into the wall.. I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to shoot me in both legs and break i my. fucking kneecaps. 11
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    • Wade
    1 year ago
    A comic strip shows people dressed in Harry Potter costumes waiting outside a store with a sign that reads 'Midnight Sale'. The text reads 'THE PAST... "IT WAS THE EARLY 2000s. A TIME WHEN WE ALL LEARNED TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS AGAINST SPOILERS." I'VE AVOIDED READING NEWSPAPERS AND EVEN LOGGED OFF OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO MAKE SURE THAT THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK ISN'T RUINED FOR ME. "ME TOO! I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK MY GEOCITIES PAGE UNTIL I'M THROUGH THE BOOK!" MIDNIGHT SALE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! -OOOOOOOORRRRE! NOOOOOOOO!'. In the next panels, Deadpool in a Harry Potter themed cloak spoils the book.
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    EnochTyr
    1 year ago

    FOR REALLLLL

    A red and white sign that reads: NO TRESPASSING. WE'RE TIRED OF HIDING THE BODIES. There are several blood splatters and a spider web on the sign.
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