Press memes

Governor

Cosmo idk · 5 months ago

A screenshot of a satirical news article dated December 4, 2025. The headline reads "Walz Reminds Nation Not All Somali Rapists Are Bad People." The image shows Minnesota Governor Tim Walz speaking at a microphone in what appears to be a kitchen or industrial background. The caption text mentions national outrage regarding Somali immigrants in Minneapolis.

Firefighter

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 3 years ago

i wanna be a firefighter when i grow up

A news article headline reads: "4-year-old Hazel Park boy fatally mauled by pit bull, mother hospitalized." Below the headline is a photo of a young boy wearing a fireman's hat. The article is from the Detroit Free Press, and mentions Frank Witsll as the author and publication dates.

Button

DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

ima press it

Button

DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

A blue screen displays the text: "You have pressed the button". It shows two numbers: 40233 (46%) in green and 47944 (54%) in red. The text says that 40233 people have pressed the button while 47944 have not. Below this text, there are three lines: "Stop world hunger", "but", and "Cancer will never be cured".

Outfit

Cosmo idk · 5 months ago

A digital screenshot of a satirical news article titled 'Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid's Tale Outfits, Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab'. The image shows Peggy Flanagan wearing a black hijab and holding a microphone, standing next to a man and Congresswoman Ilhan Omar. The date on the article is Dec 31, 2025.

Michael Jackson

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

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