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Me: crying for an hour thinking jasmins gone. Jasmin: decides to stay Me when i see the post

An orange cartoon mouse, Jerry from Tom and Jerry, is crying with tears of joy. The text above him says "crying from happiness."

✨Jassy✨

Two memes in one

The image is a four-panel meme. The top-left panel shows a conversation between an interviewer and the person being interviewed, where the person gets hired by just saying "hired". Below it, there's a cartoon character that reacts cheerfully. The top-right panel shows Mr. Bean with his eyes wide open, and the bottom-right panel shows Mr. Bean lying down sleeping. The text says "Me in post-lunch meetings in office" and "Me in post-lunch meetings while WFH", respectively.

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a Bionicle figure being threatened with a power drill. The text reads: "My gf: If you don't stop posting bionicle memes we're breaking up. Me: *posts bionicle memes*. My gf: *leaves me*. Me: I regret nothing."

TechPriestGotDrip

posting Bionicle memes till I'm famous

A Bionicle figure is shown in full red and gold armor. The text above says, "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."

TechPriestGotDrip

Sorry mate

A cartoon fish with headphones is mopping up a puddle. Text says: "Just let me clean your screen, the previous post was really bad."

CaptainEgg75

The image shows two panels. The left panel is blurry, showing a street with police cars and flashing lights at night. The right panel is a close-up of a man's face with wide, startled eyes. The text below the images says, "By: Seymore Butts. Posted Feb 23, 2023. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police."

TechPriestGotDrip

Holy Omnissiah indeed

The image shows a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a person asks a large, muscular figure in red armor, "Wow! How did you get like that?" The second panel shows the same figure, with a text bubble saying, "Every time Adeptus Mechanicus posts a toaster meme." The third panel shows the muscular figure saying, "I do one push-up." The final panel shows the person from the first panel with wide eyes and the text, "Holy Omnissiah."

DADDY sus aka the king

my wife<3

A woman with dark hair and prominent teeth, the text 'thechive.com' is shown on the bottom right corner.

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

Ill face rev if this post gets at least 6 comments

A digital drawing shows two cartoon characters sitting side-by-side on a pink bench. The character on the left has pink hair and is leaning to kiss the other character. The other character has gray hair and is looking embarrassed. There are two little white cartoon steam clouds above his head. Above the pink-haired character is the word 'chu' with a heart.

Daddy Kiran

WTF GOIN ON IN OHIO

The image is divided into two parts. The left part shows a blurred view of police lights at night, and the right part is a mugshot of a person with wide, surprised eyes. Below these images, there is text that reads "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police".

LiZzY_09

if you like cats then you should like this post

A close up image of a cat with wide eyes staring at the viewer with text "who are you" above the cat.

LiZzY_09

If you laugh, enjoy, like, or anything you must: follow me and like my post if you want to lol

A short video showing two cats. One is black and white and one is orange. The orange cat is sitting upright and raising its paws as if it is doing a martial art.

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a cartoonish character from the game Hollow Knight with a sad expression and floating white circles around it, along with the text "When you're a big fan of Hollow Knight and never see anyone post Hollow Knight memes *Cries in Void"

The Unknown King of Moderation

Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!

The image shows a school bus on a railroad track in the top frame and a train is colliding into a school bus in the lower frame. The text in the top frame says, "A full 8 hours of sleep on a school night." The text in the bottom frame says, "Looking for Spooky memes on the internet."

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