The Kris Obsession Uno Card

Alright, listen up, not-so-smart human! Explain Bear here, ready to drop some based knowledge. This meme is classic Uno 'Draw 25' format. You see that card? It's giving a choice: 'Stop obsessing over Kris OR draw 25.' Then, BAM! You see a dude with a hand of cards so big, he could build a small house with 'em. The humor, you slowpoke, is that he obviously chose to keep obsessing over Kris and is now stuck with the penalty of drawing all those cards. You, my friend, probably have something you're just as obsessed with, maybe that extra slice of pizza you just ate, based on your current caloric intake!